Evening, anime fans! We have quite the update for you.

RPGuy leads off the show with lots of bosoms. The first boobarific bonanza on display is Hanaukyo Maid Team. RPGuy tallies the number of drop dead gorgeous babes who fall for a 5 year-old in the first volume, here.

Next on tap is the shapely alien slaves of DearS! RPGuy tallies the number of embarassing nekkid moments and erotica lessons in the first volume, here.

But that's not all! The pink-haired alien cutie of Girls Bravo has come to call on the whole Anime Dream staff! I mean...the video of her has...and only one of the staff, really. RPGuy tallies the bushel-weight of sexually-abused fruit objects in the first volume, here.

Then RPGuy takes on the grisly, hair-raising material, like the terrifying Jubei-Chan 2: Counterattack of Siberia Yagyu. He tallies the number of Star Trek ensigns who fall victim to the Lovely Eyepatch and its evil cousin in the first volume, here.

Speaking of scary evil cousins, get a load of the lovely Lum's spinoff in Outlanders! RPGuy tallies the number of small countries she destroys due to her perverted counterpart, here.

Last but not least, and especially not last, is the scary dub-only release of Capcom's Viewtful Joe. RPGuy tallies the number of executives that thought the show could fly in the west with half the normal funding, here.

While RPGuy was busy tallying, Hidoshi took to the "Book of Recent Kousuke Fujishima Works which took way too Long to Get TV Series Recognition," which isn't actually a book. When he realized that much, he drafted a fine review covering the opening run of Fujishima's Ah! My Goddess, in TV form! You can find the particulars, here.

And last but not least, but definitely last, is mine own review. I take revenge for the lost moments in my life that could have been wasted on other anime, but instead got wasted on Avenger, here. It's really quite a sad story.

That's all for now, folks. Remember to tip your bosoms!